Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Crusty Fourth Tier Turd: University of Northern Kentucky Salmon P. Chase College of Law
Tuition: Kentucky residents attending this foul pile of trash on a full-time basis, for the 2012-2013 school year, will be charged $16,562 in tuition. The bitches try to downplay this amount, by providing semester figures. Out-of-state full-time law students are facing a gigantic tuition bill of $35,204 - for the 2012-2013 academic year. I almost forgot to mention the special Metro Rate for those who permanently reside in “select” counties in Indiana and Ohio: those idiots will only pay $26,780 in tuition, for 2012-2013.
Total Cost of Attendance: According to this same document, other costs amount to an additional $16,618, including student fees of $192. As if the pigs did not anally rape these poor lemmings thoroughly enough, with tuition costs.
By the way, ABA-accredited trash pits furnish living costs for nine months. Seeing that actual law students will need to pay rent and purchase food, gas and other necessities year-round, we will calculate a more accurate figure. With twelve month room and board, transportation, and miscellaneous costs, additional expenses round out to $21,150. As such, look at the following total estimated 2012-2013 COA for full time students: Kentucky residents, $37,712; non-residents, $56,534; and Metro victims, $47,930.
Ranking: At such prohibitive costs, surely this must be one hell of a law school, right?!?! If you believe that, then skip over the next sentence - and make yourself a sandwich. US “News” & World Report rates the Univer$iTTTTy of NorTTTThern KenTTTTucky $almon P. Cha$e Commode of Law as a rotting fourth tier outhouse! Who wouldn’t want to take out such monstrous debt, for a chance to attend this prestigious, elite “institution of higher learning”?!?!
Employment Placement: Check out this telling admission:
“Employment information was available for 168 of the 179 total graduates in the Class of 2011. At nine months after graduation, 149 graduates (89%) were employed, 17 graduates (10%) were seeking employment and 2 graduates (1%) were not seeking employment.”
If the pigs had based this number out of the total of 179 total members of this cohort, that “placement” rate would be a mere 83.24 percent. Perhaps, the 11 JDs who did not provide their status to the commode were simply too embarrassed to report their big-ass salaries. Also, the toilet notes that only 50.3% of employed 2011 graduates reported working in positions requiring bar passage! This school charges massive tuition, and yet produces miserable results for its students and grads. Then again, the pigs' salaries are not tied to the outcomes of their graduates.
Take a look at this pathetic page for the dung heap’s supposed Career Development Center. The bastards provide the consumer and student with PDF files on how to dress for interviews!
“Dress For Success At Your New Job Interview
Briefcases Direct LLC has made 2 free downloads available for their popular handbooks discussing proper attire for professional job interviews. These books are basic guides to help you put together an outfit for a job interview and present your best self. Appropriate business casual attire is also discussed. Downloads are available at:
- http://www.briefcasesdirect.com/dress (Guide For Men)
- http://www.briefcasesdirect.com/success/ (Guide for Women)”
Yes, this is the true hallmark of an academic powerhouse. Do these files include gems such as “Making sure to wear pants to the interview” and “Wiping away drool on your chin before entering the reception area”?
Average Law Student Indebtedness: US “News” lists the average law student indebtedness - for those members of the Univer$iTTTTy of NorTTTThern KenTTTTucky JD Class of 2011 who incurred debt for law school - as $79,238. Furthermore, 71% of this trash can’s 2011 class took on such toxic debt. Remember that these figures do not include interest that accrues on the outstanding balance, while the student is enrolled.
Keep in mind that Salmon P. Chase appeared on the $10,000 bill/ Federal Reserve Note. He was Secretary of the Treasury under Lincoln, and the bastard later served as chief of The Supremes. There could not be a more apt name for a grossly overpriced fourth tier trash can.
Conclusion: Avoid this festering pile of excrement at all costs. If this school provides you with a no strings attached, full-tuition scholarship - and a date with Miss Kentucky - run in the opposite direction. Take a step back from cliff, and ask yourself the following question: If you were an employer, would you hire someone who earned a JD from something called the University of Northern Kentucky Salmon P. Chase Commode of Law?!
Posted by Nando at 6:05 AM