Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Hideous Anal Cyst and Hemorrhoid Jack Marshall is in Dire Need of a Brain and Genital Transplant
Jack Marshall is such a piece of garbage that one of my adversaries e-mailed me, and told me to nail this bastard. Apparently, a miserable trash pile can sometimes unite others.
My Response to the Chirping Cockroach:
On June 24, 2012, I flushed a humongous turd – by the name of Jack Marshall – down the commode. That entry was entitled “Profiles in Wicked Deceit: Jack Marshall of Ethics Alarm.”
Dogface Reacts in Typical Bitch Mode on October 15th:
“That’s not all. In addition to routinely referring to others, especially law deans and professors, as “cockroaches,” “pigs,” “dogs” and even more denigrating terms ( I, for example, am “a ball-less, spineless, brainless waste of sperm and egg. The man has no character and no integrity. He bills himself as a purported “ethics guru.” Always be leery of these types; by nature, they are mere charlatans who seek to avoid real work. However, this physically and ethically grotesque pig takes deceit and dishonesty to another level.” So unfair. I have never billed myself as an “ethics guru”!), Nando decorates his site with graphic photographs of various forms of fecal matter, including a particularly nauseating shot of the aftermath of explosive diarrhea.”
At least, the foul swine is aware that others know that he is a eunuch. Jack CLEARLY doesn’t know what the hell he is talking about. Thousands of recent JDs are unable to land legal jobs, despite their best efforts. Not only is Jack Marshall ball-less and spineless, but the pile of buffalo dung is mentally deficient, as well. When you add those “qualities” to his ugly appearance, you can see why he had to create his own job. Pictures of explosive diarrhea are less nauseating than this man’s visage. That may be a little below the belt, but you don’t have any genitals anyway, Jackass.
Some Basic Facts for the Fat Pig to Consume:
Here is the NALP Class of 2011 National Summary Chart. As you can see, ABA-accredited toilets collectively pumped out 44,495 graduates. However, this gigantic cohort competed for a mere 27,224 jobs where bar passage was required. Keep in mind that not all of the jobs in this category are traditional attorney positions. Scroll down to page two of this PDF. You will note that 13.1% of all jobs were listed as short-term, while 11.8 percent were part-time. Fact: law schools produced FAR TOO MANY grads for the available number of lawyer openings for this specific year.
On June 13, 2010, Brian Tamanaha – now a tenured professor at Washington University - published a Balkinization blog piece labeled “Wake Up, Fellow Law Professors, to the Casualties of Our Enterprise.” Here is one concise description of the situation:
“[F]or the opportunity to enter a saturated legal market with long odds against them, the tens of thousands newly minted lawyers who graduate each year from non-elite schools will have paid around $150,000 in tuition and living expenses, and given up three years of income. Many leave law school with well over $100,000 in non-dischargeable debt, obligated to pay $1,000 a month for thirty years.
This dismal situation was not created by the current recession—which merely spread the pain up the chain into the lower reaches of elite schools. This has been going on for years.” [Emphasis mine]
Take a look at the ABA document “Enrollment and Degrees Awarded, 1963-2010.” From 1980-1981 to 2009-2010 – a span of 30 years – ABA-approved law schools awarded 1,161,863 JDs. Fact: ABA-accredited trash pits have pumped out FAR TOO MANY grads for generations.
The U.S. Bureau of Labor prognisticates that there will only be 73,600 more lawyers in 2020 than there were in 2010. Prior to this update, the Bureau predicted that there would be 98,500 more employed lawyers in 2018 than in 2008. Automation and outsourcing, combined with wiser Biglaw clients, are having a huge impact on this "profession." Fact: There is no need for legions of newly-minted U.S. lawyers each year. The schools are aware of this situation, but they would rather keep the gravy train rolling along - rather than turn down those federally-backed, NON-DISCHARGEABLE student loan dollars.
Former Biglaw associate Will Meyerhofer posted an article entitled “Extremely Versatile Crockery,” on his blog back on November 3, 2010. Read the excerpt below:
"For the record, a law degree is not “versatile.” Being a lawyer amounts to a strike against you if you ever decide to pursue another career.
So why do people keep insisting it’s an “extremely versatile degree”?
A bunch of reasons.
Law schools are in it for the money. Teaching law doesn’t cost much, but they charge a fortune – made possible by not-dischargable-in-bankruptcy loans. That makes each law school a massive cash cow for the rest of the university. Money flowing from the law school pays the heating bill for the not-so-profitable Department of Neo-Structuralist Linguistics. [Emphasis mine]
Should you take the word of a man who has worked in Biglaw and is now in a different professional career, or go with a fraud and liar who runs a website devoted to “ethics”?!?! Fact: a law degree is not highly versatile, and non-legal employers view JD applicants suspiciously.
Conclusion: In the final analysis, Jack Marshall of Ethics Alarms has no balls, brains or backbone. He shills for the law school industry, without even bothering to learn the facts. Instead, Marshall relies on straw men “arguments.” Then again, the ugly rat realizes that the truth runs contrary to his position. As such, the cockroach has no integrity or moral standing. Hell, farm animals have more dignity than the piece of trash known as Jack Marshall.
If you truly want to provide the neighborhood children with a traumatic experience this Halloween, then make sure to grab an Uncle Fester/Jack Marshall facemask – and prowl the streets. Don’t be surprised, however, if women start beating you with their fists or with rocks. A mother’s instinct kicks in when you see such a horrific image approaching one’s children.
Posted by Nando at 8:51 AM