Sunday, November 18, 2012

Profiles in Judicial Fecal Matter: Mary Lane Mikva, Well-Connected Pig and Cook County Circuit “Judge”


http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2012/11/12/judge-bounces-two-more-consumer-fraud-lawsuits-against-law-schools/

On November 12, 2012, the Wall Street Journal published Joe Palazollo’s piece “Judge Bounces Two More Consumer Fraud Lawsuits Against Law Schools.” Check out the following excerpt:

“Cook County Circuit Judge Mary Mikva dismissed the lawsuits against John Marshall and Kent on Friday. She ruled from the bench, and later issued one-page written orders.

According to lawyers who attended the hearing, Judge Mikva said she agreed with the reasoning of her colleague, Judge Neil Cohen, who in September spiked a lawsuit filed by graduates of DePaul University College of Law.

In that case, Judge Cohen said it wasn’t DePaul’s fault that the graduates entered the workforce during “the height of a tumultuous and deep recession that seriously affected employment in the legal profession.” [Emphasis mine]

At least, the cockroach didn’t bother writing a lengthy opinion, in a ridiculous attempt to justify her decision. Apparently, law schools can claim high employment “placement” rates - even though most recent graduates find jobs through their own efforts - and prospective students should know better than to believe these “institutions of higher education.”

Quit Blaming the Recession, Idiot:

http://balkin.blogspot.com/2010/06/wake-up-fellow-law-professors-to.html

On June 13, 2010, Brian Tamanaha posted a Balkinization entry entitled "Wake Up, Fellow Law Professors, to the Casualties of Our Enterprise."  Take a look at the following excerpt:

"This dismal situation was not created by the current recession—which merely spread the pain up the chain into the lower reaches of elite schools. This has been going on for years."

Of course, "law professors," deans, shills and "judges" continue to blame the current job market on the 2008 crash.  If the legal sector does not improve ten years from now, these bitches and hags will keep relying on this as an excuse.  $omehow, the bastards don't cut their admissions drastically - even though they are aware of the glutted attorney field.

The Pig’s Background:

http://www.mikvachallenge.org/the-mikvas/

"Judge Abner Mikva holds the distinction of having served at a high level in all three branches of the federal government, and in state government as well. He was elected in 1956 to the first of five consecutive terms in the Illinois General Assembly where he sponsored fair employment practices legislation, open housing legislation, and labored to overhaul the Criminal Code. He was elected to the U.S. Congress in 1968 and served for five terms as a member of the Judiciary Committee and then the Ways and Means Committee.

Appointed by President Carter to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia, Abner served for fifteen years, the last four as Chief Judge. In 1994 Judge Mikva resigned from the bench to become White House Counsel to President William J. Clinton.”

Mary Mikva’s father is former congre$$man Abner Mikva. Do you think that this bitch ever had a problem breaking into the legal field?!?! 

http://news.muckety.com/2010/10/06/abner-mikvas-many-connections-to-the-top/28341

“[Abner] Mikva has own connection to the Supreme Court, as well, having clerked there for Justice Sherman Minton during the 1951-52 term after his graduation from the University of Chicago.

There’s a family link, too, as Mary Lane Mikva, one of Mikva’s three daughters, clerked for Brennan during the 1981-82 term. (She’s now a circuit court judge in Chicago.)”

http://www.cookcountyjudges.com/judgeBios/2010judges/mikvaFullBio.html

Take a look at the dung beetle’s court bio:

“Legal Experience: Until she became a judge, Ms. Mikva was a partner in the firm of Abrahamson Vorachek & Mikva, where she represented plaintiffs in employment related claims. She was also a partner in the firm of Seliger and Mikva, where she represented plaintiffs in employment claims, including several large class actions. Before becoming a plaintiffs’ attorney, Ms. Mikva was in the Law Department of the City of Chicago, defending employment claims and also worked in the Appeals Division. Early in her career, Judge Mikva was a criminal defense attorney in the firm of Patrick A. Tuite & Associates.”

For $ome rea$on, this butter cow “forgot” to mention her influential father. Hell, she even listed her personal interests of riding her bike, traveling and the local theater. Apparently, Mary feels or believes that she made it on her own efforts.

Conclusion: Do not expect a political solution to the problem of crushing student debt. “Judges” typically serve as bagmen to industry. These pets are nothing more than politicians in black dresses. These puppets/public $ervant$ do not have the balls to go against big business interests. No one should be surprised by this decision from a Crook County “judge” - especially one with such extensive connections in Chicago politics. The schools will cite to this decision as “proof” that the cases against them had no merit. Furthermore, in a sick twist, the commodes will use these dismissals to “show” law students that “the system works.”

37 comments:

  1. People like Judge Mikva are disconnected from reality. She probably believes, like Victoria Pynchon, that she earned every accolade in her life without giving credit to the fact that her DNA pedigree is what got her there (i.e., being born on third base while thinking you just hit a triple). To her, people like Nando and recent law grads are whiners who are experiencing buyers' remorse. These judges (who are tossing out these cases) gloss over the fact that the law schools are committing fraud using fuzzy stats. Any other enterprise using juked stats gets put down but law schools will allow to operate. The scam will have a day of reckoning. LSAC is reporting another consecutive drop of applicants. Eventually, within a year or two, some law schools will have to consider shutting down. I pray for a domino effect and I cannot wait until these law professors come clamoring for their lateral partnership positions at Biglaw.

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  2. The lawsuits were a valiant effort, but obviously do not work.

    The best fix is to bring back consumer bankruptcy protections for student loan debt.

    A serious examination at what is and what is not blatant usury is long past due.

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  3. Her deal is that she wants to teach at a lawl skool after she retires (or is retired by the voters) and letting the students win means no retirement job. However it means nothing in the long term because legal education in this country is coming in for a messy end.

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  4. Daughter of a congressman. Wonder of wonders she gets on the bench. Gee. How'd that happen?

    See, how easy it was for little Mary MIkva? Why are you guys having so much difficulty finding legal work? You must've not networked enough. Yeah that's it. You didn't try hard enough. The schools can't be held responsible for your unrealistic expectations.

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  5. American student loan debtors are meddling with the primal forces of nature.

    The Money Speech:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI5hrcwU7Dk

    And this is what one trillion dollars of American student loan debt looks like. Imagine if the pallets were loaded with one dollar bills!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4-4bvuX7qA

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  6. Ya know The Colonel be ridin’ dirty
    I eat pussy ev’ry day from noon to 11:30;
    Then I take a nap
    Wake up and take a crap;
    Gets on mah knees
    ‘N do as mah bitch pleases;
    Dig in wit’ mah face ‘n push
    Bury mah face in da bitch’s bush;

    The Colonel be ridin’ dirty
    The Colonel be ridin’ dirty

    Gonna get my tongue up underneath
    Use her pubes t’ fuckin’ floss mah mu’fuckin’ teeth;
    The Colonel gonna git freaky
    Ya say ya don’ believe me;
    Last night, I pulled down anudda ho’s pantyhose
    I gots down on her fuckin’ toes;
    Stuck my nose up her ass
    ‘N then inhaled the bitch’s gas.

    The Colonel be ridin’ dirty
    The Colonel be ridin’ dirty

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  7. Hey asshole Sanders,

    Try going to Pussyeaters Anonymous. Fucker. Are you trying to ruin the message?

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  8. Strelnikov hit the nail on the head. Everything is ultimately about making sure you got yours, and the last thing anybody wants to do is ruin the gravy train (at least for themselves).

    Be they deans, administrators, politicians, policymakers, or even judges, at the core it is ultimately a complicated game of musical chairs, and you have to be thinking years down the road about where your spot will be. Elbow whoever is in your way. Follow the money and you will find the real answers and motivations.

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    1. The main thing is that, once you get into law and can stay in it longer than five years, you're in law for life. In the case of Judge Mikva, her entire life has revolved around some form of government or legal service because of her father the congressman. As it stands she'll probably die on the bench, because as you know, the people with deep connections to the law never quit (the senior partner who does one case a year, the scumbag founder of Thomas Cooley who still gets $400,000/year for doing something, etc.) When you have been a lawyer for 30 years, there is no other job you can slide into.

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  9. Why do you link to Cryn's blog? She thinks we're all going to have a debt jubilee. Set aside the fact that the term sounds fruity. But there is not bailout coming. Certainly not a fucking party. Obama and the Republicans don't give a shit about students. Didn't the dummy go to an Ivy League school? And she can't figure this shit out?

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  10. Mr. Spock Logic:

    The horse that drives the cart is obviously student lending with no risk to the Universities or to any other recipient beneficiaries of student lending.

    Student Lending is highly profitable for a relative few, and financially disastrous for so many countless others.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa6c3OTr6yA

    The best fix is the restoration of consumer bankruptcy protections, which should never have been removed in the first place.

    Whatever happened to the old notion of the "poor scholar" anyway?





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  11. Federal loan money is the lifeblood of the scam. As long as this is available, the scam will continue.

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  12. Check out the following entry in the Summary Judgments for November 13, 2012 edition of ThomsonReuters News & Insight; on that date, Erin Geiger Smith posted a piece condescendingly titled ”It’s the economy, stupid.”

    http://newsandinsight.thomsonreuters.com/Legal/News/2012/11_-_November/Summary_Judgments_for_November_13/

    “Over the last year, there's been a lot of news about law schools being sued for fudging their employment numbers by graduates having trouble finding, well, employment. Yesterday, Joe Palazzolo at the Law Blog provided an update on the fate of two such lawsuits - a Chicago judge spiked them.

    Cook County Circuit Judge Mary Mikva threw out cases filed against the John Marshall Law School and Chicago-Kent College of Law, issuing just a one-page order. In court, however, she was a little more loquacious, according to lawyers who passed the info on to the law blog. Mikva said she followed the reasoning of her colleague Judge Neil Cohen, who rejected similar suits in September. Cohen found that it wasn't the law schools' fault that their alums joined the work force at the height of a recession that "seriously affected employment in the legal profession."

    The dismissals confirm what several experts told Reuters in February. In order for the suits to succeed, plaintiffs faced a very high bar, said Brian Leiter, a professor at University of Chicago College of Law. Graduates would most likely have to prove, for example, that they wouldn't have gone to law school at all if it weren't for the fudged data. What's more, their battle for class certification would be an uphill one because individual questions, not common ones, would be central to such cases.

    But University of California at Berkeley's Mark Gergen said some of the claims might have merit if plaintiffs could prove the schools posted employment numbers they knew to be wrong or misleading. Those sorts of questions could come into play in a suit filed against San Diego's Thomas Jefferson School of Law. Last month, a former career-services employee said she was told to mark certain graduates as employed, even if they no longer were.”

    Keep in mind that the pigs and cockroaches at Westlaw are not neutral bystanders. These leeches owe their existence to the law school cartel - and the federal student loan $y$tem. They certainly do not want to see fewer ABA-accredited commodes. Plus, the piece of trash known as Brian Leiter will defend his sick indu$try to his dying breath. If the ass-clown is anywhere near as intelligent as he wants others to believe, then he is smart enough to KNOW that the law schools are pulling a fast one on consumers/students and taxpayers. This is not a case of a man not comprehending something that he is being paid to not understand.

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  13. This was a granting of summary judgment, correct? It sounds like this judge was acting as a finder of fact, i.e. it should have at least gone before a jury. Of course the judges are going to dismiss all of these suits because if just one succeeds the scam is over.

    This whole higher education/student loan scam is rotten to the core. This is what happens when people can make money selling a product without having to worry about how the product performs.

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  14. Look at that turkey neck. It's a little early for Thanksgiving.

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  15. Everything was handed to this cunt. So she can't relate to today's students. The economy isn't the schools' fault, but it's not the students' fault either. And the students aren't the ones falsifying numbers.

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  16. When did Barney Rubble get on the bench?

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    1. Nailed it.

      Changed from blonde to black hair, nails it.

      Buzzzzz-Zang!!!

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  17. http://www.ctlawtribune.com/PubArticleCT.jsp?id=1202578060103&Judge_rejects_fraud_claims_against_two_law_schools&slreturn=20121021155527

    Check out this November 12, 2012 piece, from Karen Sloan, which appeared in the Connecticut Law Tribune. The article was labeled "Judge rejects fraud claims against two law schools." Look at this relevant portion:

    "Mikva heard more than an hour of oral arguments in the John Marshall case before ruling from the bench. Instead of writing a separate opinion, she cited her colleague Judge Neil Cohen's dismissal the nearly identical case against DePaul. Cohen ruled that the allegations of fraud were too broad and the damage claims too speculative. Cohen and Mikva agreed that the Illinois Consumer Fraud Act does not apply to educational institutions.

    Mikva heard arguments in the Chicago-Kent case directly afterward, and made a similar ruling.

    "We are very grateful and gratified by the ruling," said Jeanne Hartig, vice president for communications at Chicago-Kent. "We maintained from the beginning that the case did not have merit, and we are delighted that the judge agreed."

    As you can see, this bitch didn't even bother writing a separate opinion for the case against "The" John Marshall Law Sewer. She simply cited to another pig's decision in a different case. What a beacon of integrity, right?!?!

    JD Junkyard's "JohnDoeee" provided this insight. I do not expect elected “officials” and politicians in black robes to come to the aid of student debtors. Remember that the banksters own the country.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/29/dick-durbin-banks-frankly_n_193010.html

    On May 30, 2009, Huffington Post writer Ryan Grim published an article entitled “Dick Durbin: Banks "Frankly Own The Place." Let the following excerpt sink in for a moment:

    “Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) has been battling the banks the last few weeks in an effort to get 60 votes lined up for bankruptcy reform. He's losing.

    On Monday night in an interview with a radio host back home, he came to a stark conclusion: the banks own the Senate.

    "And the banks - hard to believe in a time when we're facing a banking crisis that many of the banks created - are still the most powerful lobby on Capitol Hill. And they frankly own the place," he said on WJJG 1530 AM's "Mornings with Ray Hanania." Progress Illinois picked up the quote.”

    That statement came from a sitting U.$. $enator, not an angry law grad or scamblogger. Those with an IQ above 75 realize that this is true. However, it is quite telling that a member of the senate felt the need to make this public admission. Politicians - especially those in black dresses - are NOT going to stand in the way of their corporate/financial overlords and masters. Students and grads will continue to be pushed into the meat grinder. In the end, the pigs see these consumers as mere "collateral damage.

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  18. Another fucking pig looking out for the law schools.

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  19. I'm not law student, I'm a muthafuckin' biochemist. I stumbled here, don't really know how... but, I just wanted to mention you aren't really ripping anyone new assholes here... I mean, you sound angry about something, and I picture you jumping up and down and stomping your foot a lot... if I had to guess, this wasn't winning you cases. Maybe it's beneficial you aren't practicing. Your writing doesn't come off as informed or anywhere near eloquent. Which surprises me... lawyers are kinda supposed to have that shit on lock. Thanks for the chance to use my incredulous "Really?" face. How do you have so many people following this, I find it arduous to read...

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    1. Looks like nando just ripped you a new asshole. Or did your boyfriend beat him to the punch?

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    2. He ripped nary a thing; I charge far too much for a mere Drake grad to afford the luxury. ;) [If he feels the need to elude to the fact that I am a woman of ill-repute purely on the grounds that I discredited his ability to write in a way that portrays cognitive function, I would surmise that he holds rather a lot of respect for prostitutes and their literary comprehension.] I assure you that hurting my feelings would require FAR more neurons than this butt-hurt nematode can muster.

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  20. To the illiterate cockroach who posted at 8:54 pm,

    Look at YOUR lack of grammar, punctuation and spelling skills, before criticizing anyone else's writing style, bitch. Take some personal inventory, you piece of trash. Learn how to communicate effectively, moron.

    Are you still crying because your boyfriend pounded you in the ass again without using lube? Maybe you could express your feelings to him, instead of getting upset at the world, idiot. By the way, mental midget, this blog has been cited in the New York Times. Here is an excerpt from David Segal's January 9, 2011 piece "Is Law School a Losing Game":

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/09/business/09law.html?pagewanted=all

    “Avoid this overpriced sewer pit as if your life depended on it,” writes the anonymous author of the blog Third Tier Reality — a reference to the second-to-bottom tier of the U.S. News rankings — in a typically scatological review. “Unless, of course, you think that you will be better off with $110k-$190k in NON-DISCHARGEABLE debt for a degree that qualifies you to wait tables at the Battery Park Bar and Lounge.”

    When was the last time that your work was referenced in the Sunday edition of the Times, ball-licker?!?! This blog is backed up by the facts, waterhead. If that hurts your feelings, who cares.

    http://law.marquette.edu/facultyblog/2010/07/29/best-of-the-blogs-4/

    Check out this comment from Marquette law professor Gordon Hylton, on the July 29, 2010 faculty post labeled "Best of the Blogs":

    "Gordon Hylton on July 30, 2010 9:24 pm

    For a thought-provoking (and sobering) blog devoted to the realities of legal education in the 21st century, one should check out Third Tier Reality

    http://thirdtierreality.blogspot.com/2010/07/public-law-chool-alarie-univerity-of.html"

    Get a life, loser. Many follow this blog because of the factual content, humor and aggressive tone. I am discussing the law school scam, borderline retard. The schools publish false and misleading data - in an attempt to boost their USN&WR ranking and attract more applicants and students. This politician threw out the case, and did not even bother to write an opinion. That should surprise you, since judges are supposed to at least give the appearance of legitimacy. Lastly, make sure your boyfriend - or customer - uses lube next time. Do the world a favor and go play in traffic.

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    1. Your response is formulaic. "Lazy crass statement" + "name-call". "Cliche sophomoric slander" + "name-call". I could ream you better in high school. Try again. Also, maybe I like it in the ass. And then you would lose the only ground you're actually standing on. Good defense. Play on, bro. :P

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    2. Somehow you taking it in the ass doesn't surprise anyone.

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    3. ... I see that your disciples are as clever as you are, Nando. They're really stretching their prefrontal cortexes with THOSE zingers!

      On that note, I will admit that "mental midget" is quite endearing... I very well may borrow that one. That is, I may borrow it when I too am feeling sullen and entitled, attempting to belittle a faceless internet entity, and all the while simultaneously (and furiously) stroking my own ego.

      ...Actually, let me try that, using your borrowed format of laughable rhetoric: "I've presented at international science conferences, sac fungus. I'm getting all fees waived and a respectable stipend to acquire my higher education, sphincter weasel. Your retorts fail to impress me, gonadal fat pad. You have been engaging in taboo sexual practices, dick."

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    4. http://ip-whois-lookup.com/lookup.php?ip=173.18.68.164

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      Hello, Stupid. How is life in northwest Iowa? My locater lists your IP area as Storm Lake, Iowa, while IP lookup mentions Spencer, Iowa.

      From analytics, cockroach:

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      Don't quit your night job, i.e. blowing homeless men on street corners and in bowling alleys. You have been owned. Now move on, you single celled trematode. The next time you attempt to start a feud, do so with someone on your "intellectual" level, i.e. those with an IQ in the 20-50 range.

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    5. Bahaha... awe... that's cute... I don't live anywhere near Iowa. Nice job there, l337 h4xz0r. Also, trematodes aren't single-celled. If you're going to try to fuck with a biochemist, don't step into her territory. Maybe stick with... uh, sorry, what do you do in your non-law position?

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    6. And blocking me... classy too. 1st Amendment doesn't apply in this neck of the internet! ;) I apologize for out-trolling you. Maybe you should learn how to TAKE criticism, not rise to it. (There's probably an innuendo there, but I don't like going for the cheap shots.)

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  21. This is for the author of the Epic Fail Law School Disaster blog:

    The Alcoholics Anonymous is full of successful lawyers too. I have listened to them talk.

    Good luck. It seems you have made an about face and have turned on your old blogging friends.

    But still I hope everything works out for you.

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  22. http://ip-whois-lookup.com/lookup.php?ip=173.18.68.164

    IP Information - 173.18.68.164
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    Country: United States
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    From my other analytics site, waterhead:

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    By the way, you don't even understand that the First Amendment does not apply to this situation. If you feel or believe otherwise, then go file suit in your local courthouse - over a violation of your supposed "rights." Tell me how well that goes for you, human waste pile. Learn what you are talking about BEFORE you type sheer nonsense.

    You are a sad troll. This blog entry pertains to a pig circuit court judge who did not allow a class action suit to be heard by a jury. Since you are ignorant in this area, a jury serves as the fact finder. A judge is not supposed to dismiss a suit unless it essentially has no merit. If you are a scientist, then why are you concerned about an article critical about a pig judge?!?!

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    1. Who cares if I live in Columbia? What's that gotta do with anything? Your right. I'm not a lawyer and I don't know shit about the law. And I can't spell for shit. Ooh, that really hurts my feelings. Who gives a shit if I write like a 5 year old? What's that got to with a muthafuckin' thing? I'm just not gonna let anyone talk shit about my woman. And yes, she pounds my asshole raw every day with her strap on dildo. i like it. What gives? What's that got to do with anything? Also, I'm not a biochemist and I don't know shit about science either. But that's beside the point.

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  23. Wow. The person that wrote the article is obviously unbalanced and affective. She obviously worked hard as a judge, it's not a profession for the lazy outside of traffic court. So what if her father was successful? Why should she be treated negatively because she was lucky enough to have a successful benefactor? She obviously excelled to the opportunities presented to her. Why should she be criticized for that? Many children of politicians don't do well or become degenerates.

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  24. She recently ruled against a case because she socially connected with the madigans she rules against me with no evidence. please read Harts v. Miza. it would be nice if some day she would step in the shoes of someone who has no cloud. I am know homeless for the 2nd time and all she could say in court was to bad.

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  25. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/clout/chi-judge-tosses-illinois-term-limits-remap-questions-from-fall-ballot-20140627,0,5444305.story

    Mary Mikva is a worthless bitch.

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  26. This bitch has caused more under privileged people their jobs and the chicken shit cow keeps ruling in Michael Madigans favor because she has no back bone it would be nice for her to feel the crunch that others are feeling. REBEL people protest against her the Madigans and all the other looser who are destroying the judicial system.

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