Saturday, October 19, 2013
Second Tier Baptist Bile: Baylor University School of Law
Tuition: Full-time law students/victims at Baylor University - a private Baptist school - will have their anuses penetrated to the tune of $47,334 in tuition - for the 2013-2014 school year. I suppose the pigs feel that Jesus would charge such outrageous rates. For some reason, these ass-hats still use a an archaic three quarter academic year.
Total Cost of Attendance: Now we head to a form labeled "2013-2014 Law Full-Time Budgets." For the poor souls attending for all three quarters, the cesspool estimates that other cost will amount to an additional $21,779. This brings the total estimated COA to $69,113. By the way, fees account for $3,372 for the current school year.
Keep in mind that ABA-accredited trash pits only calculate living expenses on a nine month basis. Seeing that actual law students will require these costs over the entire year, I will prorate the following items: room; board; transportation; and personal expenses. Books, supplies, and fees remain unchanged. After these adjustments, we reach a more accurate, total COA of $74,607 - for 2013-2014. That's one hell of a bargain for the student, huh?!?!
Ranking: According to US "News" & World Report, Baylor University Sewer of Law is rated as the 54th greatest, most marvelous and sensational law school in the United States. It only shares this wondrous distinction with one other commode, i.e. Georgia STTaTTe UniversiTTy. Who wouldn't be proud of this "achievement"?!
Published Employment Placement Statistics: Based on the Employment Summary for 2012 Graduates, there were 164 members of this cohort. Of this total, only three did not furnish their employment status to the commode. The placement rate for this class was a mere 85.7 percent, i.e. 138/161. That is an incredible figure, right?!?! Again, this includes law grads working as insurance adjusters, elementary school teachers, or restaurant servers.
One graduate was enrolled in an advanced degree program full-time, while four had their start date deferred. Furthermore, three Baylor grads were unemployed but not seeking, whereas 15 suckers were out of work and looking for a job. At least, the sewage pit only hired two members of this class in university of law school funded positions.
Scroll down to Employment Type, to look at the overall job outlook. You will note that exactly 100 graduates from this cohort ended up working in private law firms. Four desperate souls opened up solo practices, while 47 found employment in firms of 2-10 lawyers. Another 19 were hired by offices of 11-25 attorneys, whereas 12 grads were working for firms of 26-10 lawyers. In stark contrast, four members of Baylor's Law Class of 2012 were hired by firms of more than 500 attorneys. Do you still want to take the gamble, Lemming?!?!
Average Law Student Indebtedness: USN&WR lists the average law student indebtedness - for those members of the Baylor JD Class of 2012 who incurred debt for law school - as $99,852. In fact, 78 percent of this school’s 2012 class took on such toxic debt. Remember that this figure does not include undergraduate debt – and it also does not take accrued interest into account.
University Administrator Salary Info: We will scroll down to page 81 of the 2012 Form 990 for Baylor University, i.e. Employer ID No. 74-1159753, in order to see how well the cockroaches are doing in comparison to the students. The TOTAL COMPENSATION figures below are for the tax year ending May 31, 2012.
Surprisingly, no member of the law faculty makes the list as one of the highest compensated employees at this dung heap. Then again, this supposed “institution of higher education” was too busy paying its head football coach $2,426,360; its head men‘s basketball coach a total of $2,133,120; and shelling out $1,324,969 to the head women‘s basketball coach. The university “president” is none other than one of the most vile dogs in this country, i.e. Kenneth Starr. This bastard raked in $706,426 in TOTAL COMPENSATION - for the tax year listed above. Yes, Piggy made $585,808 in reportable compensation, but that wasn’t enough to satisfy the swine - so the university threw in another $120,618 in “estimated amount of other compensation from the organization and related organizations.”
Conclusion: Baylor UniversiTTy Law Sewer is a grossly overpriced, private toilet. The direct cost of attendance currently stands at $50,706, i.e. tuition plus fees. Try paying just the tuition, and see if the pigs allow you to enroll. This fact further shows that private Chri$tian colleges in Texas are motivated by money. In the final analysis, if you want to play Texas Hold 'Em with your future, it's your life, Idiot. But don't complain that you were not warned, when you are strapped down with an additional $110K-$140K in NON-DISCHARGEABLE debt - while earning a meek $35K per year.
Posted by Nando at 8:04 AM