Sunday, June 8, 2014

Academic Cockroaches Chirping: UC Irvine School of Law’s Erwin Chemerinky and Carrie Menkel-Meadow Discuss the “Need” for More Legal Training

The Bastards' Opinion Piece: On April 14, 2014, the New York Times published a $elf-$erving op-ed co-written by UC Irvine Sewer of Law dean Erwin Chemerinky and Carrie Menkel-Meadow, who also teaches at his trash pit. The piece was entitled “Don’t Skimp on Legal Training.” Take a look at this opening:

“Legal education, like all education, can certainly be improved, but the widely made claims of a “crisis” are exaggerated and do not reflect the contributions legal education makes to achieving justice and well-being for many in the world. In January, an American Bar Association Task Force on the Future of Legal Education declared that it had rushed to release its report because “the urgency of the problem and the serious threats to public confidence demanded rapid action.” This crisis mentality is not only unfounded, but is also creating pressure for reforms that would make legal education worse, not better.

The claims of imminent catastrophe always focus on three things: the problematic job market for law graduates, the increased cost of legal education and the decrease in applications for law schools.

According to the Association for Legal Career Professionals, as recently as 2007, close to 92 percent of law-school graduates reported being employed in a paid, full-time position nine months after graduation. True, the employment figures had dropped by 2012, the most recent year for which data is available, but only to 84.7 percent.

The number of graduates who are employed is higher if the measure is over a longer interval than just the nine months after graduation. And with the economy improving and law-school enrollments shrinking, there will be more jobs available for new law graduates.

As with any other field of study, the ability to get a job out of law school obviously depends on where a person went to school and how he or she performed.” [Emphasis mine]

Do you understand that, Lemming?!?! Everyone’s favorite con$titutional law casebook author is putting the blame on YOU for not being able to land a good job. The onus is on you, i.e. if you were smarter or harder working, then you would have attended a better school – and if you go to a low-ranked toilet and can’t find a job, that is on your shoulders.  For $ome rea$on, these sewer rats have failed to ask why third and fourth tier schools should even exist.

By the way, Erwin: do you think that medical school students are screwed if they attend institutions such as Oregon Health & Science University School of Medicine or Baylor College of Medicine?!?! In your mind, must those students earn stellar grades, in order to land decent employment?

Try not to laugh too hard when you see this portion of Chemerinsky’s idiotic conclusion:

“Law school faculties, in their teaching and their scholarship, must deal with the emerging problems of the 21st century. Law schools need to develop new courses to provide students with the expertise to deal with the crucial problems of our time in fields like banking law, national security, conflict resolution, food safety, Internet law and migration policy. There should be “problem-based” seminars in fields such as public health, homelessness, environmental habitat regulation and world peace." [Emphasis mine]

You can’t make this up, people. These two academic thieves believe that the U.S. taxpayer – the guarantor of those student loans – should foot the bill for such nonsense. I wonder why they feel that way. How many desperate solo practitioners are dealing with migration policy or national security?!?! Will clients benefit from having a lawyer who sat through a stupid-ass seminar on environmental habitat regulation? How will the general public be aided by having JDs, working at State Farm, who have academic knowledge of homelessness and world peace?!

Other Coverage: After this pile of garbage was published in the New York Times, Law School Lemmings authored an entry labeled “Erwin Chemerinsky - April’s Most Repugnant Law Professor/Dean/Grifter.”  Check out this biting commentary:

“On April 16, 2014, the NYT disgraced itself by publishing free advertising for the law school business by Chemerinsky (he shared his byline with fellow law school grifter Carrie Menkel-Meadow). He conceded that the legal education grifting model can “be improved” but he offered no solutions to solve the central problems of the law school industry: (1) law schools charging and receiving outrageous tuition rates because government-backed lenders are providing the money, not students; (2) law schools lying and misleading about the job opportunities that await grads; and (3) non-dischargeability of student loan debt.

Chemerinsky, who pulls down more than half a million dollars per year from UC-Irvine Law School with his wife, wants to keep the sweet, sweet cash flowing. Selfless public servant that he is, Chemerinsky says two years of law school just isn’t enough. How are our nation’s indebted, jobless law students going to learn about the “crucial problems of our time” in just two years?! Preposterous! We can rest assured the problem of saddling a new generation with unpayable debt, leaving them unable to afford a home or car and completely lacking purchasing power, is not among the problems Chemerinsky believes are “crucial.” [Emphasis mine]

When you are pulling down that type of cash, you will do and say anything in order to keep the scam going, folks. These two pigs do not give one damn about YOU, the typical law student or graduate.  They simply want to keep raking in big salaries for their minimal "work."

Conclusion: The University of California, Irvine Sewer of Law is a rotten cesspool that hired these academic swindlers. Erwin Chemerinsky, from the onset, has sought to game the rating system – by limiting the number of first year slots, giving them free admission for three years, and ensuring that this cohort had legal employment. We’ll see if it pays off when US “News” & World Report prints its next ream of toilet paper, known as its annual rankings of ABA-accredited law school diploma mills.

Lastly, I love how the pile of chemical waste currently “serving” as dean of this commode stated that the timeline after graduation should be lengthened – so that the trash pits can attain higher “placement” figures. Apparently, the rodent fails to understand that MANY law grads who land attorney positions are out of work within 1-3 years. Then again, we know that the $chool$ and state bar association hags will not bother to track the job status of these men and woman, after a certain time period.


  1. Extending the timeline for reporting graduates' employment would only favor the law skules. The longer a person is out of law skule, the harder she is to track down. People who had had to move because of unemployment or marginal employment would be harder to reach—and less likely to report their status to the law skule. The reported data would be skewed even more sharply in favor of those that got a job at Daddy's law firm.

  2. Extending the deadline is just what the ABA did. Now the schools get 10 months.

    If the schools really cared about the students they would compile job data on all grads say 9 months, 18 months and 3 years out. many (if not most) state bars now require an FBI background check on applicants. They also require you to list all your addresses over the last 10 years.

  3. not surprisingly, administrators make statements that favor their own economic interests.

  4. Someone needs to get a can of RAID or call the ORKAN man to get rid of these cockroach deans

    1. I think boycotting their pretentious schools and their suicidal "financial aid" is a much better idea.

      Anyone heard of the Birmingham bus boycott?

  5. Mr. Insanity is back to ranting about TTR and is now planning to run off to India. Manic Depression?

    1. Why am I not surprised? I always suspected Josh Adams would leave the taxpayers holding the bag on his ginormous student loans.

      Fucking deadbeat. Does it mean he's gonna leave his job at Subway?

    2. I'd love to go to India. On a trip. As a tourist. Like a sane, rational, calculating person.

  6. 138,

    Hopefully he will take his Paintroach with him when he goes. Do people in India get paid to watch Youtube videos all day?

    And why is Adams complaining about TTR on his site? Didn't he say he LIKED being featured on TTR? LOL, maybe he changed his mind.

    1. How could anybody like being featured on a site that caters to possibly the most immature and childish people anywhere on the net?

    2. While I do not mind being "featured" on the site, I do not see how Nando of all people has the right to complain as blatantly as he does over his outcome. He has it good and still spits in the face of God.

    3. To 659, I've got to say that Adams is a bit immature and childish himself. Too lazy to take the bar exam ("not worth the effort") and not really prepared to hold down a job, support his wife and child, or make payments on his government-funded loans.

      He does like attention, even negative attention, and I think he's indifferent to the quality of the site as long as he's mentioned at all.

  7. Meow. I will eat cat food for 9 months after graduation while my employment outlook improves.

  8. Painter should join him in India. Don't both these fuckups owe $300k in student loans?

  9. The 92 and the 84.7 percent are not full-time, JD, bar-passage required jobs. Citing these statistics to say the job market is not bad and to justify attending law school is completely unethical. Of course many, if not most, of the respondents are employed full-time. After all, they have to eat and pay for shelter and the like, whether it is working at a bar, working as a barrista, or at a job requiring bar passage.

    The real question is: how many are working at full-time, permanent, JD-required, bar-passage require jobs.

    And the macro statistics tell us it is about 50%.

    Shame on Erwin Chemerinky and Carrie Menkel-Meadow.

  10. Uncle Erwin's wonderful investment in better legal education just gained UC Irvine full ABA accreditation.

    Imagine that.

    1. So after 5 years, UC Erwin is finally equal to Whittier, Touro, and Golden Gate.

      Congratulations to all.

  11. George S. PattonJune 9, 2014 at 7:16 AM

    "Erwin, you maleficent bastard, we read your book!"

    1. Not only did we read your damn book, we were forced to buy it for $300 and couldn't sell it back for more than $20 when we were done.

      Maleficent indeed.


    Article about legal educator scum bags.

  13. Based on my blog visits, this seems to be the proxy service that the racist troll/AKA "Status Monkey" is using now:

    Surely there must be ways to find a troll that is so over the top racist, and so insulting of the current United States President, and I really doubt his use of proxy servers are foolproof, and I believe he can be found.

    I look forward to the day when Status Monkey's real identity is revealed.

    1. Maybe the status monkey is a debt collector, and you can sue him and his company for damages under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. That would be kind of funny.

    2. Painter, when did you last make a student loan payment?


    On June 8, 2014, the Law School Truth Center blog feature a post entitled "Congratulations, UC-Irvine." Here is the full text of that piece:

    "UC-Irvine is now fully-accredited! Congratulations to Dean Chemerinsky and his insta-prestigious vanity law school for clearing the ABA's arduous hurdles and joining the prestigious ranks of such schools as Thomas Jefferson, Touro, and the multi-campus John Marshall Experience.

    It's refreshing that California understands the need to continually replenish the ranks of law schools, even while running headlong into a recession and legal industry collapse with naysayers babbling blah blah blah.

    Meanwhile, Louisianans COULD have built a law school four years ago, but some have their heads up their butts.

    Amid the accreditation and forged signature scandals, it is time Louisiana College’s new leadership abandons the law school project and focuses on the real problem on the campus.

    Please. Look at UC-Irvine. They have a shiny, sterling law school placing 64% of is graduates long term, bar passage required jobs. They've increased enrollment by 37 students since 2010 while other law schools are declining. Maybe you could even build a public law school that charges $44k. Who knows?! The sky's the limit, and with a lot of hard work and innovation, you, too, can have an ABA accredited school working wonders in legal education.

    Hey, Louisiana, remember the civil war? Yeah, you're wrong on this one, too.

    Build it and they will come, or, well, someone comes. Scam on."

    Perhaps, the sarcasm of this site is a bit much for some. However, the author of that blog typically wipes his ass with the law school pigs' snouts.

    It will be interesting to see where Vagina Bob Morse places the University of California, Irvine Sewer of Law, in his next law school rankings $cheme. If this toilet manages to land in the top 20, then you will likely see the trash pit jack up tuition even further.

    After all, charging California resident, full-time students $47,308.50 - for the 2013-2014 academic year - is not enough for the greedy swine. Keep in mind that the cockroaches are currently ass raping out-of-state, full-time law students to the tune of $53,802.50 in tuition. Yes, you can tell that the bitches and hags truly care about "justice" and "public service."

  15. As for Adams I feel very badly by now about the whole situation and feel that allowances must be made for a younger person that may well change his mind and views over time.

    Like it or not, we all are in the same club, and he would not have come around in the first place had he gone into the US Navy instead of law school (as his wife blogged about in the past)

    Please cut people some slack, and I really hope that Adams doesn't feel like he is being driven outside of the US as a result of being damned in any job search because of Nando's above and ongoing pic. and caption.

    I will never be able to forgive myself for finding Adams and then sharing it with Nando if he makes good on his post and drags a wife and child into a poor and foreign country and feels compelled to do so as a result of the whole business related above.

    Campos publicly recommended to the world to read TTR, and based on that recommendation I even wrote to Campos about the Adams business and he was no soap, and all I got from Campos in reply was an email about how I revealed the real identity to Nando and that I was now responsible for the consequences. Which is a fine howdy doo.

    Josh, if you are reading this, just do not go to India and stay home and take care of your wife and child.

    Law school is over and I promise that things can get better if you have friends and not feel like you have to always run away to somewhere else, and I think that is the heart and meaning of sobriety as well.

    Even Don Corleone said that friendship is much more important than talent.

  16. That's right...You are to blame. If you are unemployed, you are to blame. The law schools will go round and round on their carousel and blame you. We just provide an education. You, yes you, must network, get out there and do unpaid work, volunteer, join clubs and organizations, improve yourself with an LL.M., become an entrepreneur and create your own job or lick some politician's ass. We are going to sit in our ivory towers, shovel the money in wheelbarrows, look down on everyone and then blame you because it will always be more you could have done and never me. This sounds ridiculous but this is the modern era of higher education.

  17. Mr. Giant Smelly Roach-Head @338,

    Stay home? THAT'S your advice for Joshua Adams?

    LOL, can he move in with you at your parents' house (where you still live)? Maybe that'd make it up to him.

    Funny how you claim to be upset about harming one guy's reputation, while you are still "working" (I use the term with many reservations) to find out who "Status Monkey" is so you can do the exact same thing.

    Funny that you would pick THIS particular page to have a heart-to-heart with your fellow debtroachie Joshua Adams. Nando certainly picked the right photo for it!

    1. Yes. It is funny (strange) since The Roach labeled a known former Kurzon Strauss plaintiff, by name on this blog, as a homosexual and a government subsidy recipient and claimed he hated him.

      Yes, very funny.

      Then he goes on his little Crusade against an anonymous poster he considers racist. Racism is bad. But labeling someone gay is not.

      Confused? Don't be. That's classic Roach.

      Nando has since deleted that posting. I wish he hadn't. Luckily for The Roach.

  18. Painter hasn't made a single payment on his student loan in years. In fucking years. How else you think the shit went from $70k to over $350k? Now the other asshole is gonna leave the country so he can walk away from his student loans.

  19. @10:13 pm,

    You are correct. On April 12, 2014 at 6:47 pm, JD Painter did claim – on this blog - that a practicing lawyer was "married, a homosexual, and has Medicaid." He specifically mentioned that person by name. I removed the comment, because several posters asked me to do so.

    The biggest reason I deleted that sick comment was because I felt that it might harm the guy who actually practices law for a living. Plus, JD Painter is judgment-proof. By his own estimate, he owes roughly $350K in NON-DISCHARGEABLE student debt. Frankly, he's lucky that the guy he mentioned by name didn't drive over to his house and toss him through a window.

    Yet, Painter feels that we should forgive a "young kid" - who happens to be 32 years old - a break. Apparently, he forgot that Joshua Adams earned his thorough beatdown. Hell, he went after Koch mercilessly, when he thought that he would remain anonymous.

    Adams is a vile cockroach, who appears to be genuinely insane. The bitch is planning on moving his wife and kid to India, so he can live out another one of his stupid dreams. My guess is that his main motivation is to walk away from his massive student loan debt. So much for all that talk about “personal responsibility” and “being a man,” huh?!?!

    JDU denizens tried to talk some sense into the waterhead, but he is set on leaving his student debt behind. Several posters – including a few who handle immigration issues – have pointed out that his “plan” is idiotic. Of course, the piece of trash won’t listen to facts or reason. Evidently, Joshua Adams quit his grocery store deli job recently, because he couldn’t handle the position. For once, I felt that he landed a job that was at his intellectual level. At this point, I’m not sure if Adams wants to work.

    Seeing that he was unemployed when his child was born, it seems logical that the family was on Medicaid at the time. So the taxpayers have already footed the bill for the birth and hospital stay. Those of us who are responsible pay insurance premiums, and we still end up paying deductibles, co-pays and some of the hospital costs. Perhaps, Joshua Ray Adams feels that those of us with jobs should bail him out on his student loans, too.

  20. "Plus, JD Painter is judgement-proof."

    Yes, but only if your goal is actually to get money from him. On the other hand, it would be funny to see him get a huge judgement levelled against him for stalking, invasion of privacy, whatever. Court-imposed sanctions for intentional misconduct are ALSO non-dischargeable (LOL, apparently the Roach himself disagrees with that point). That way, he'd still owe a huge amount of money even if his SL debt did go away 20 years from now.


    On June 4, 2014, OTLSS featured an entry labeled “Strict Scrutiny: Erwin Chemerinsky Lays Out UC Irvine's Origin Story.” Author “MA” slammed Chemerinsky and the garbage law school, for their insatiable greed. Go the 5:14 pm comment, on the same day, from “Lois Turner”:

    “In related news, Chemerinsky scores $3 million for U.C. Erwin by way of another scam.”

    I also enjoyed the following anonymous comment in response, posted on June 7, 2014 at 11:57 pm:

    “It's scam upon scam...this whole "profession" is a scam.”

    This is the truth. Why do you think that people DETEST lawyers so much?!?! People with an IQ above 70 recognize that the $y$tem is rigged STRONGLY in favor of the wealthy and connected. Why else do you think OJ Simpson got away with damn nearly chopping off his ex-wife’s head? On the civil side, do you think it’s a “coincidence” that corporate pigs regularly steal millions of dollars, and then end up paying a fine that is a tiny fraction of the profit - when they are caught?!?!?

    Head to the Lawyers, Guns & Money link posted above. On June 4, 2014, Paul Campos wrote an entry entitled “Consumer fraud.” The piece focuses on the recent Ticketmaster class action settlement. Check out this gem, which is the final paragraph:

    “UC-Irvine’s new, wildly expensive, and totally superfluous law school, which is getting $3 million for — this is the kind of thing you could never put in a novel — its Consumer Fraud clinic. The $3 million represents a quasi-charitable cy pres donation by Ticketmaster, given to a deserving entity chosen by the judge. It would be fascinating to know how Judge Kenneth Freeman hit upon the idea of making UC-Irvine the object of his judicial bounty. (Here’s Dean Erwin Chemerinsky’s sworn declaration explaining why his institution should be allowed to wet its beak a little).”

    Apparently, the cockroach politician in the black robe decided that further lining the pockets of academic thieves the best use of a forced $3 million charitable “donation.” I will not be surprised if Kenneth R. Freeman later joins the UC Irvine Sewer of Law faculty. After all, the rats on the bench have no integrity – and most of them perform less “work” than a typical housecat. He should fit in well with the “professors,” since they share those same traits.

    1. Casino skim rackets have nothing on this kind of fuckery.


    CA judge strikes down tenure as being wasteful and unconstitutional. I have argued this for years that law students do not get much benefit by having full-time, tenured law professors but it is extremely costly. Welcome to employment-at-will, bitches.

    1. Now there's a judge who learned something in law school! A rare one at that.

    2. Tenure was probably one of those ideas which seemed good at the time but then went bad. Hopefully this will be the first domino to fall and more bad teachers get flushed out of the system. You think you can hide behind certain protections and stay entrenched in the system forever? Think again, you lazy schmucks!

  23. Regarding those roach pictures, I've got to confess something. I put some old blue jeans on the floor of my closet and the roaches ate holes in them! I guess they think 100% cotton is delicious.

    1. Which picture, the picture on the left attach to this post or the picture in the upper right?

    2. The answer is obvious. JRA gets lots of food stamp money (actually WIC) now that he's breeding. He doesn't need to chew on a piece of denim to feel satisfied and content with himself.

  24. Cryn Johannsen has my only copies of my tape recorded telephone conversations with GC services from 2009.

    I trusted Cryn and on her word she said she would send those conversations back to me and never did.

    They are very telling, and the telephone account reps said that my 50K "penalty fee" which was added to my student loan balance and which jacked it up to impossible levels, was due to my 9 month typical default period that Sallie Mae uses o declare a person in default.

    Allan Collinge spotted Cryn's double dealing a long time ago and Collinge even emailed me in the past and explained that Cryn never was able to answer his direct questions and was evasive, and as in much the same manner here:

    Hell, Adam your hero posted a lot of accurate and revealing info all by himself, and if I am to be visited by someone and tossed, then it was the fault of mine for reading what Adam had revealed about himself and then relaying it.

    BTW I think gay marriage is wrong. Period, and follows in the wake of the overturn of Bowers Hardwick and as Cardozo had warned in his dicta.

    I had pleaded with Adam to remove the pornographic and insulting OLSS and anon stuff about my family, and like a good, low budget lawyer, he said he was too busy and in an email.

    Once more to Josh Adams:

    I am very, very sorry about all of this and I just hope that in time you will settle down and be happy, and I never wanted to involve your traditional, female wife.

    I can empathize with you in a lot of ways and hope that someday we can be friends since we really have the real, real debt, and no one else here or around the other scamblogs has it like we do, but whom all love to piously talk about other people's problems, including Campos and Tamanaha.

    Sure Campos and Tamanaha dip their toes in the surf once in a while, but they know well not to go too depp out of fear of the undertow, and so they suck, as do their quote: "first tier" friends.

    I realize that you have insulted me, but I am here to be insulted and I am here to forgive and forget and to recognize a situation that partakes of a lot of misunderstanding, and especially when one party is still going through the aftermath of the horrible experience of the law school scam and ringer and faced with enormous doubts about the future.

    Your future will be fine if you just calm down and accept my apology and my sincere regrets for having made you upset.

    Your whole life is ahead of you, and if any potential employer finds the pic of you and your wife, they can talk to me.

    There is no need to flee the US.

    As for Status Monkey, I have been in touch with Debbie Schlussel.

    Also, he cannot possibly be a lawyer as I have said before, since he does not know the difference between Slander and Libel.

    He seems to have gone to an all boys prep school in the DC area BTW and, like I say, he donated 5K to the Virgil Goode campaign in 2012.

    Nando obviously wants to keep the comments of Status Monkey going, and so Nando ought to talk to Debbie Schlussel about it all IMHO.

    Me? I'm done, and I have already relayed a lot of clues as to the identity of Status Monkey to Strelnikov, and in a life there is one thing that is sure: The longer the time the less the secret.

    For time and secrecy are inversely proportional, and someday the racist troll known as Status Monkey, and that has been badgering me for several years by now, will be found out.

    We will find you, and you will be held accountable for all of your insulting and racist comments about President Obama.

    As for being judgement proof, a commenter a long time ago explained to me that I was not "judgement proof" but rather "collection proof.

    So if status monkey wants to bring a lawsuit, he will have to use his real name, and he will never do that.

    LOL, what a white cracker and racist shit Status Monkey is :)

    1. So, how many student loan payments did you actually make and when was the last one?

    2. Did Cryn Johannsen also take the only copy of the only student loan payment that you made?

    3. "I had pleaded with Adam to remove the pornographic and insulting OLSS and anon stuff about my family."

      So you basically attempted to blackmail him. And when he refused to talk to you, you "outed" him.

      Maybe he should fucking sue you. Or is he a "racist," too? (Like everyone else who thinks you are a piece of shit is a "racist," apparently.)

    4. Bitch, bitch, bitch, you nameless fuckwhistle. Troll people then complain about it, holy fuck do you not know how trolling works.

    5. Actually, racists are often obsessed with shit. It's a proven psychological fact. Look at the racist "black booty" troll, for example. He doesn't realize that toilets and shit were Nando's metaphor for lives destroyed by law school debt. This racist nutcase actually came here to look at pictures of shit.

  25. When Paintroach and Joshua Adams ask for a big-ass handout from the taxpayers, I kind of feel like we're all in the middle of a 40-mile trek across the desert. Most of us conserved and rationed the water we brought, so that we wouldn't die of thirst before completing the journey. The assclowns Koch and Adams, meanwhile, engaged in a MASSIVE Super Soaker war one hour after starting the trip. Now they want some of YOUR water. And they aren't even thirsty! They just want to use it to have a second fight with the Super Soakers. The Roach for example just wants his debt gone so that it can BORROW EVEN MORE MONEY. Has it learned nothing? LOL, maybe it would repeat its mistakes by borrowing money and going back to Touro for a SECOND Juris Doctor degree.

  26. When's the last time you made a payment on your student loan Painter? Answer the fucking question already. This isn't a trick question and (thankfully for you) it doesn't require a high IQ to answer. You have no skin in the game asshole since you aren't making any payments.

    On top of that you're also living rent free off your old, old, old parents. Have you no shame asshole?

  27. Here's what I gather from Painter.

    He defaulted.

    He's made very few payments on his loans.

    He expects others to bail him out.

    Fuck you asshole. If you had made payments on your loans, you could be debt free by now. Didn't you graduate from law school like 20 years ago?

    1. Here's what I gather about Shitbiscuit/Status Monkey:

      He has no life.

      He obsesses over things that are none of his business.

      He should get back to work at the gas station.

    2. Yet, for some reason, Nando does not mind the status monkey, yet hates me (Mr. Infinity), even though I agreed with the dork and said that law school was a bad choice. It's interesting how he also tells some people to run from debt, yet I am a lowlife for doing it. Talk about mixed up messages, huh?

    3. Well Mr. Infinity, I think Nando is a typical human being in that he treats good-looking men better than ugly men. Yes it's unfair, but you'll have to get used to it.

  28. Ok Painter, since you seem so fixated on homosexuality, check this out. Personally I think you doth protest too much.

    Dear Dr. Laura,

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

    a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

    e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

    f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

    g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

    h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

    i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

    1. Most of those laws were to guide the Israelite and their developing nation. They no longer exist because Israel is no longer "God's chosen nation." I do not believe that God expects Israeli laws to be followed. I believe that with Jesus, the old Israeli laws no longer were in force, and the ten commandments are the law that we are to follow.

    2. Hey dude (408), the Ten Commandments ARE old Israeli laws. Where do you think they came from, some courthouse in Alabama?

  29. Remember Painter, until Loving vs Virginia
    Interracial marriage was considered just as wrong as gay marriage.

  30. Meanwhile Painter is having a Bromance with Mr. Infinity for some reason.

  31. 225,

    LOL, why would I work? I'm a booty-worshipping debtroachie, just liek the lazy piles of poo John Koch and Joshua Ray Adams.

    In the Age of Booty, work is for the birds. And for Mad Russians of Fury like Strelnikov who sculpt and play with their own turds for a "living." Maybe Booty-bama can give you an NEA grant to continue
    making your "sculptures." LOL, if you ever made a sculpture of yourself, you might have an identity crisis and not know whether you were the real you anymore.

    1. Go back to blowing guys in pay toilets, Shitbiscuit.

    2. Yes, 750 is a typical racist and clinical sadist, obsessed with shit. He doesn't understand that the toilet pictures were just commentary on the law school scam. He thought this whole blog was about shit, and he wanted to sniff it and play with it.

      I guess we could say he's a racist piece of shit. That's his secret identity.

  32. 456,

    You nailed it. The lazy, tax-fattened bootyroach is a closet case. For some mysterious reason, the giant five-foot flying Paintroach only seems to buzz around the booties of black MALES. He loves to hang around public toilets.

    John Koch and his two-log roach cheering section (Joshua Adams and the Russian licker of Roach anus Strelnikov) should get a room, people! Form a fuck-triangle with each dingleberry roach-head COMPLETELY up the next guy's keister. They could probably keep it up for hours - their tiny roachbrains require verrrry little oxygen.

    1. Stupid porn-addicted racist. With a mind full of shit like that, no wonder you can't find a job.

  33. Fucko AlexopoulosJune 11, 2014 at 11:00 AM

    Status Monkey,

    You are hereby summoned to appear at a deposition for harrassing and causing my client to become batshit crazy and depressed. The deposition will take place at the Dunkin' Donuts on 167th next Tuesday sometime. Please eat before you come. I'm not made outta money. Painter is paying me in scrip. He also agreed to paint my basement apartment.

    I'll be the fat guy with thinning hair. And I'll be in a cheap beige JC Penney suit. Don't disregard this notice. My client is seeking to bring you before the World Court in Geneva. Ya ever heard of it? I think it's somewhere in Europe.

    1. "He also agreed to paint my basement apartment"

      As long as he gets to huff the leftover paint.

  34. Roaches, monkeys and turds....oh my.

    It's getting too confusing to know who the bad guys are anymore. Maybe Nando needs to call Dale's Dead Bug to fumigate the place.

    1. The real problem is that the racist, porn-addicted "black booty" troll misunderstood what Nando's pictures of shit were all about. Nando meant them as commentary on the law school scam. The racist troll thought they were real, got all excited, and wanted to sniff them.

    2. I'm well aware of the situation. It's just sad that the scamblog movement loses a lot of its credibility with all this extra nonsensical baggage. It's bad enough to read about the law school cartel fleecing yet another crop of suckers, but to add this painterbooty roachbait is just a little too much.

  35. I would love to be able to beat Shitbiscuit to death with an aluminum baseball bat, post the video of it here, and get away with the murder scott free, because the law would consider it a mercy killing.

    1. Actually, the law would consider it a toilet flushing.


    On April 21, 2014, the Week published a Matt Bruenig article entitled “The case for killing law school.” Look at the following gem, from that piece:

    “To gain entry into the legal profession, you must acquire a four-year undergraduate degree, a three-year law degree, and then pass a state bar exam. These onerous credentialing requirements ostensibly act as a gatekeeper, filtering out lower-quality would-be attorneys until we are left with only a small pool of supposedly highly competent lawyers from which to hire. But by keeping this pool small in this way, lawyers are able to capture credential rents — surplus income far above what they might otherwise make. This is good for lawyers, but bad for everyone else.

    The surplus income that comes from these credential rents doesn't just flow to practicing attorneys. Because getting into the profession can be so lucrative, those perched along the path that leads to it are also able to get in on the racket. For instance, Erwin Chemerinsky pulls down a $350,000 salary in his role at the University of California, Irvine School of Law. On top of that monster salary, he sells popular textbooks for law classes, publishes supplementary cheater books for law students, and then gets one last swipe at the credentialing money by availing himself as a lecturer for the most expensive bar exam preparation service.”

    Do you understand that, lemmings?!?! Cockroach Erwin Chemerinsky started out making $350K per year as dean of a provisionally-accredited trash pit, which was located in the legendarily GLUTTED California legal job market.

    On June 27, 2011, the New York Times Economix blog featured a Catherine Rampell article labeled “The Lawyer Surplus, State by State.” Check out the following excerpt:

    “In raw numbers, New York has the greatest legal surplus by far.

    In 2009, 9,787 people passed the bar exam in the Empire State. The analysts estimated, though, that New York would need only 2,100 new lawyers each year through 2015. That means that if New York keeps minting new lawyers apace, it will continue having an annual surplus of 7,687 lawyers.

    California and New Jersey have the next largest gluts of new lawyers, according to EMSI.”

    Naturally, California was in DESPERATE NEED of another law school diploma mill. None other than Erwin Chemerinsky – who resembles a mildly retarded John Malkovich with hair – came to the rescue of the “underserved population” in that state.



    September 2007



    The President recommended that the Committee on Compensation recommend to The Regents approval of the following items in connection with the appointment for Erwin Chemerinsky as Dean – Donald Bren School of Law, Irvine campus:

    (1) Appointment salary of $350,000 (Salary Grade 110: Minimum $233,200, Midpoint $298,800, Maximum $364,300) as he will not be eligible for annual merit/equity consideration until October 2009.

    (2) This appointment is 100 percent time and effective July 1, 2008 pending approval by The Regents.

    (3) Per policy, a relocation allowance of 25 percent of base salary or $87,500, subject to a repayment requirement in the event that Mr. Chemerinsky resigns within the first five years of employment.

    (4) Per policy, full moving expenses, as allowed within University policy.

    (5) Per policy, participation in the Mortgage Origination Program (MOP), up to $1 million.

    Additional items of compensation include:

    • Per policy, standard Pension and Health and Welfare benefits and standard Senior Management benefits, including Senior Manager Life Insurance, Executive Business Travel Insurance, and Executive Salary Continuation for Disability.

    • Per policy, accrual of sabbatical leave as a member of faculty.

    • Per policy, ineligible for participation in the Senior Management Supplemental Benefit Program due to dual appointment as a member of faculty.

    The compensation described above shall constitute the University’s total commitment until modified by The Regents and shall supersede all previous oral or written commitments.”

    But this goofy-looking bastard “cares” about “social justice” and “public service,” right?!?! If you believe that for one second, then you have the mental capacity of a demented chimpanzee. By the way, Bruenig did some great work uncovering this filth. I'm glad that he provided that link in his article cited above.

    1. Good work, Nando. The documentary evidence for the scam is overwhelming. Thanks for posting it on your site.

    2. I don't get the problem with this.

  38. Really. If anyone wants to talk about Status Monkey, they can talk to me. I have LOTS of clues.

    But have a good summer everyone, and really, no one is going to harm anyone IMHO and all of this is just blogging BS and idle talk and amounts to nothing in the end and is a product of anonymity and as the internet redefines the human experience in a sort of wild west stage.

    And the idle and inconsequential aspects that I refer to above goes for all of the efforts of Campos.

    Sure he wanted to be anon when he "begun did,", but he stepped out of line with his peers , and so, and if my recollections are right, it was pressure from Leiter that made Campos say oh well and here I am?

    But ILSS was a lark of his, and with all due respect, Campos crapped out, and no one can really blame him for finally realizing that getting his paycheck and holding his nose, along with throwing in a few fancy pretties and quotes from literature is, and will be, his custom and until his pension is vested, along with the vested pensions of his army of commenters.

    I really think that Alan Collinge viewed all of the scamblogger universe as not putting any legal training to practical use.

    In that sense, Collinge has far outstripped any efforts of the scamblogs (Campos included) what with all of his very erudite research and work.


    All of the above is satire, and if the satire excuse worked for Howard Stern, then it ought to work for me :)

    Again, Have a great summer! :)

    1. Again Mr. Koch, the material on your current site is simply a rehash of your old material. In addition, you'll probably take your site down, in about a month.

    2. We do not care who status monkey is. We are interesting in when was the last time you made a student loan payment. Do you have any clues to that? Was it sometime last century?

  39. @152,

    Dude, you are a fucking moron. There's no way you could sculpt your turds into an "alumimum" baseball bat. Clearly science was never your subject - you're working with the wrong materials!

    Besides, it'd be easier for you to smother your enemies with your freakishly boulder-sized man-boobs. Of course, you'd have to unlatch the Paintroach John Koch from the teat portion before you could swing those man-jugs of yours into action. They are positively full of roach-milk - enough to fill a frigate. Once the roach has leeched off his fill, Strelnikov the Sculptor then licks that roach anus and sucks all the milk out of the roachbooty and back into his big bad Russian digestive system, where it eventually turns into a filthier iteration of the same Roachmilk. In Russia they call that "recycling." Hey Joshua Adams, the Russian bitch has TWO man-jugs. Koch is only using one of them - plenty of brown milk for the second little debtroachie. LOL

    1. You are obsessed with shit, a sign of mental illness. Yours is a typical "anal" personality gone psychopathic. You have far too much time and freedom on your hands. I hope that Painter is successful in outing you and prosecuting you.

      They won't allow you much Internet time in jail, if any. Take a hint from normal people and do something else online, while you're still free to do so.

  40. Can you believe that cocksucking piece of shit (Joshua Adams) took his blog down again? It's neck and neck to see who's more unstable, him or Painter.

  41. With the obsession on this board over Painter, Joshua Adams, and the childish posts regarding the same . . . the really important message that this website is know for is being drowned out. Its really hard to take things seriously with people allowed to divert attention about "status monkeys" whatever they are, Turds, etc. Just Saying

    1. The racist "black booty " troll is obsessed with shit and with placing sole blame on the law students who fall for the scam.

      I think he's fronting for the law school scam.

    2. Status Monkey and the racist "black booty" troll are fronting for the law school scam. Tell them to go away whenever they post here.

  42. (On the I'm moving to India JDU thread)

    mrinfinity (Jun 12, 2014 - 7:30 pm)

    Sorry guys. I have an interview tomorrow, and I realized, after a lot of thinking, that most of you are right. It's really time for me to get my act together. If not for my own sake, for that of my wife and child. It's not a lawyer job, but it's something at a law office; a start perhaps. So, I am going to cut the silliness and try to build something for myself and my family. People who depend on me. Who knows, I may one day go to Thailand, but it will be with a lot more money and something concrete in place, and not just a crazy scheme.

    I took down the blog, because, well honestly, it was just stupid and a waste of my adult time. I could better use that time with my daughter or studying for the bar exam.

    1. Why are you so obsessed with me? Am I that great?

    2. Josh, I saw that thread at JD Underground, and those guys really gave it to you straight. If you've taken it to heart, then good for you.

      I hope you enjoy your new job while taking it seriously. Study hard for the bar exam.

      And remember, travel should be a reward for hard work, not an escape from hard work.


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